[The guide starts up with a fanfare followed by music. The screen shows an arena, where two monsters are starting each other down, looking ready to fight. The camera zooms out and up, revealing an audience and two individuals, each standing behind one of the monsters, outside the arena. It continues to zoom out, continuing up to show the inside of ( Read more... )

[Camera takes a crane shot of what appears to be... the hangar? It seems big enough for the hangar, but yet it's changed. It seems to be a studio. An audience, cameras everywhere... What's even stranger is the set itself.]

( What could be going on here? )

[Journal camera starts broadcasting, displaying a restaurant in the background. Tables, chairs, people eating at them, all of that stuff. On the wall in the far back is a sign reading "Intergalactic house of Zazzcakes. quiet talking can be heard just off-camera]

So you just want an ad? Ha! I can do that no problem! Just watch, the customers will be ( Read more... )

[The guide is turned on, though the camera shows nothing but a wall on one half of the screen and something black covering the other. Perhaps a person's arm.]

Bah! So much paperwork! REAL men don't need this stuff! REAL men can keep TRACK of where everything is! I did your stupid writings, and this is what I think of it!

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